Zany Janie and Wacky Zacky were treated to a cookie the other day. I left them contently nibbling on their cookies while I went into another room to tidy the house. After close to a minute I heard a blood curdling scream from Zany Janie. I ran into the room to find a wide eyed Wacky Zacky and a tearful Zany Janie who was attempting to tell me what was wrong through loud sobs. As she started to gain control over her sobbing to tell me her woes, Wacky Zacky burst into tears sobbing wildly. I was baffled what could have caused this outburst and began to cuddle him. Zany Janie began to squeal, "Cookie! Cookie!" pointing at Wacky Zacky. Through sobs Wacky Zacky told me Zany Janie's cookie was in his tummy and now he had not only one cookie, but two cookies in his tummy. I asked him why he was crying and he said, "I could have choked on Zany Janie's cookie!". So in his eyes Zany Janie should be the one to sit in time out for allowing him to steal her cookie which could have potentially led to a near choking! Poor little guy!
Zany thought of the day: For a fun read, you should check out Choke by Chuck Palahniuk. It's about a person who pretends to choke on pieces of food while dining in upscale restaurants.
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4 comments:
That boy has it all figured out ~ and the makings of a great lawyer! LOL
funny how the mind works...
Wacky Zacky...a cookie thief? Wot? Home Slice had better enjoy such shenanigans now, 'cause it won't be long before Zanie Janie starts kicking those pink cowboy boots in his direction. : )
I did enjoy the whole choking excuse, though. That boy's got guts. Ha!
How funny! Definitely something to write in your scrapbook and tease him about it when he gets older! :D
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