Funny Friday

Ken was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When his father became quite ill, he realized he would soon inherit a large fortune. He decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in a short time, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman obtained his business card...

Three days later, she became his stepmother.